دمعة شوق قمرذهبي
عدد الرسائل : 2758 العمر : 43 العمل/الترفيه : عطاله بطاله اسوى الولد وجعابه المزاج : يروحلي فدوه مزاجي هعهعهعهعهعهع السٌّمعَة : 1 تاريخ التسجيل : 16/09/2008
| موضوع: ****A JOKE**** السبت نوفمبر 01, 2008 11:46 pm | |
| A man dies and goes to hell. There he finds that there is a different hell for each country. He goes to the German hell and asks, 'What do they do here?'
He told,” First they putt you in an electric chair for an hour. Then they lay you on a bed of nails for another hour.
Then the German devil comes in and beats you for the rest of the day.'
The man does not like the sound of that at all, so he moves on. He checks out the USA hell as well as the Russian hell and many more.
He discovers that they are all more or less the same as the German hell. Then he comes to the Iraqi hell and finds that there is a long line of people waiting to get in.
Amazed, he asks, 'What do they do here?' He told, 'First they put you in an electric chair for an hour. Then they lay you on a bed of nails for another hour. Then the Iraqi devil comes in and beats you for the rest of the day.' 'But that is exactly the same as all the other hells - why are there so many people waiting to get in?'
Because:- 1. NO power for electrical chair. 2. Maintenance is so bad that the electric chair does not work. 3. Someone has stolen all the nails from the bed. 4. The devil is a former government servant, so he comes in, signs the register and then goes to the canteen!!!!!! Best Regards
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عدد الرسائل : 785 العمر : 37 العمل/الترفيه : *مـــــــلاك الرحمــــة* المزاج : as u c السٌّمعَة : 0 تاريخ التسجيل : 16/09/2008
| موضوع: رد: ****A JOKE**** الإثنين نوفمبر 03, 2008 8:42 pm | |
| hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh it's realy funy soooooooooooooooooooo much thank u sooona | |
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دمعة شوق قمرذهبي
عدد الرسائل : 2758 العمر : 43 العمل/الترفيه : عطاله بطاله اسوى الولد وجعابه المزاج : يروحلي فدوه مزاجي هعهعهعهعهعهع السٌّمعَة : 1 تاريخ التسجيل : 16/09/2008
| موضوع: رد: ****A JOKE**** الإثنين نوفمبر 03, 2008 8:56 pm | |
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